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WET PAINT WE IN PAIN

“I know, I feel the meaning that words hide;
they are anagrams, cryptograms, little boxes
conditioned to hatch butterflies.” —HD


With naming, verbal strategy, or information science projects, I sit way behind the curtains, but if you want to get a sense of who is developing names or frameworks for you, you’ve come to the right place. Here, I write about stuff that falls under these main categories.


EVASION-ENGLISH

common evasions and verbal camouflage similar to what I wrote about in my book; these are statements about statements, thinking in terms of terms


SPECULATIVE NAMING

doin’ it off the clock; naming ideas on spec


PAGE NOT FOUND

stories without evidence; lore from a wild and undocumented pre-internet life in NYC as half of production and publishing duo Spekes & Grogan


STET

there are no typos; let it stand and deliver—some close readings, similar to seeing AINT WE IN PAIN in a WET PAINT sign


PRESS STOP

if i were a billionaire I’d spend it all on payouts to editorial teams to stop saying these things; calling out bad verbal strategy


POSTS

APART MENT THERAPY
Evasion-English, stetMaggie BalistreriJanuary 27, 2025
WOMEN NEED TO STAND UNDER
Evasion-EnglishMaggie BalistreriJanuary 25, 2025
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speculative namingMaggie BalistreriJanuary 25, 2025
DISCRIMINATOR.IO
speculative namingMaggie BalistreriJanuary 25, 2025
BANANA BREAD BOOKS
speculative namingMaggie BalistreriJanuary 25, 2025brand strategy
NOT ALL PIRANHA
Maggie BalistreriJanuary 25, 2025page not found, spekes & grogan
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