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“I know, I feel the meaning that words hide;
they are anagrams, cryptograms, little boxes
conditioned to hatch butterflies.” —HD


With naming, verbal strategy, or information science projects, I sit way behind the curtains, but if you want to get a sense of who is developing names or frameworks for you, you’ve come to the right place. Here, I write about stuff that falls under these main categories.


EVASION-ENGLISH

common evasions and verbal camouflage similar to what I wrote about in my book; these are statements about statements, thinking in terms of terms


SPECULATIVE NAMING

doin’ it off the clock; naming ideas on spec


PAGE NOT FOUND

stories without evidence; lore from a wild and undocumented pre-internet life in NYC as half of production and publishing duo Spekes & Grogan


STET

there are no typos; let it stand and deliver—some close readings, similar to seeing AINT WE IN PAIN in a WET PAINT sign


PRESS STOP

if i were a billionaire I’d spend it all on payouts to editorial teams to stop saying these things; calling out bad verbal strategy


POSTS

HOW TO GREY ROCK
Maggie BalistreriMarch 23, 2025
BARTLEBY’S ISOLATED VOCALS
stetMaggie BalistreriMarch 20, 2025
THOMAS HARDY HAR HAR
found poem, stetMaggie BalistreriMarch 19, 2025
THOU SHALT NOT LIE
page not found, spekes & groganMaggie BalistreriMarch 18, 2025
OMGZILLA: THE BOOK OF GENESIS
aim bigger realistMaggie BalistreriMarch 18, 2025
DO YOU THINK ABOUT?
Evasion-EnglishMaggie BalistreriMarch 17, 2025
UNCANNY
page not found, spekes & groganMaggie BalistreriMarch 12, 2025
TANG
page not found, spekes & groganMaggie BalistreriMarch 11, 2025
GROW (p. 540)
found poem, lexicographyMaggie BalistreriMarch 6, 2025
HAIKU (p. 546)
found poem, lexicographyMaggie BalistreriMarch 6, 2025
SLOGAN (p. 1,110)
found poem, lexicographyMaggie BalistreriMarch 6, 2025
WORD (p. 1,358)
found poem, lexicographyMaggie BalistreriMarch 6, 2025
OPEN (p. 826)
found poem, lexicographyMaggie BalistreriMarch 6, 2025
ATTACHMENT (p. 113)
found poemMaggie BalistreriMarch 6, 2025
DRAFT (p. 380)
found poem, lexicographyMaggie BalistreriMarch 6, 2025
FRAMEWORK (p. 489)
found poem, lexicographyMaggie BalistreriMarch 6, 2025
FRICTION (p. 493)
lexicography, found poemMaggie BalistreriMarch 6, 2025
GOVERN (p. 529)
found poem, lexicographyMaggie BalistreriMarch 6, 2025
LOVE (p. 707)
found poem, lexicographyMaggie BalistreriMarch 6, 2025
PALIMPSEST (p. 848)
found poem, lexicographyMaggie BalistreriMarch 6, 2025
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