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“I know, I feel the meaning that words hide;
they are anagrams, cryptograms, little boxes
conditioned to hatch butterflies.” —HD


With naming, verbal strategy, or information science projects, I sit way behind the curtains, but if you want to get a sense of who is developing names or frameworks for you, you’ve come to the right place. Here, I write about stuff that falls under these main categories.


EVASION-ENGLISH

common evasions and verbal camouflage similar to what I wrote about in my book; these are statements about statements, thinking in terms of terms


SPECULATIVE NAMING

doin’ it off the clock; naming ideas on spec


PAGE NOT FOUND

stories without evidence; lore from a wild and undocumented pre-internet life in NYC as half of production and publishing duo Spekes & Grogan


STET

there are no typos; let it stand and deliver—some close readings, similar to seeing AINT WE IN PAIN in a WET PAINT sign


PRESS STOP

if i were a billionaire I’d spend it all on payouts to editorial teams to stop saying these things; calling out bad verbal strategy


POSTS

LAURA INGALLS WILD HER
found poemMaggie BalistreriApril 10, 2025
EMILY BRONTËSAURUS
found poemMaggie BalistreriApril 10, 2025
VENI VIDI VITA SACKVILLE-WEST
found poemMaggie BalistreriApril 5, 2025
DON'T CALL ME SHIRLEY MS. JACKSON (I AM FOR REAL)
found poemMaggie BalistreriApril 5, 2025
PEARL S. BUCK WILD
found poemMaggie BalistreriApril 5, 2025
COME WHAT MAY SARTON
found poemMaggie BalistreriApril 5, 2025
EDNA ST. VINCENT MILLAY DOWN THE ROAD THAT I MUST TRAVEL
found poemMaggie BalistreriApril 5, 2025
THE OTHER ELIZABETH TAYLOR
found poemMaggie BalistreriApril 5, 2025
RÉPONDEZ SYLVIA PLATH
found poemMaggie BalistreriApril 5, 2025
DOROTHEA BROOKE NO DENIAL
found poemMaggie BalistreriApril 5, 2025
VIRGINIA HUNGRY LIKE THE WOOLF
found poemMaggie BalistreriApril 5, 2025
KATE CHOPINSEXUAL
found poemMaggie BalistreriApril 5, 2025
JANE EYRE OF MYSTERY
found poemMaggie BalistreriApril 5, 2025
AUDRE LORDE BE WITH YOU
found poemMaggie BalistreriApril 5, 2025
DOROTHY PARKOUR
found poemMaggie BalistreriApril 5, 2025
HARPER LEE ME ALONE
found poemMaggie BalistreriApril 5, 2025
COLETTE GO
found poemMaggie BalistreriApril 5, 2025
WHAT THE
Evasion-English, press stopMaggie BalistreriMarch 30, 2025
OUT OF CONTROL = OUT OF MY CONTROL
Evasion-EnglishMaggie BalistreriMarch 30, 2025
"ONCE" OR "TWICE" BUT NOT "ONCE OR TWICE"
Evasion-EnglishMaggie BalistreriMarch 24, 2025
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